đź’ĄGoon Squad Takes Series In 2-0 SWEEP đź’Ą
Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed pure dominance. Goon Squad didn’t just win these semifinals—they absolutely demolished Quiet Storm in two games that will be talked about for seasons to come.
THE OPENING ACT
Right from tip-off, Goon Squad set the tone. This wasn’t just a win—this was a declaration.
This wasn’t a game, this was a masterclass. Era had the ball on a string, dropping dimes while simultaneously catching fire from beyond the arc.
The man couldn’t miss. Every shot was a dagger.
That’s two-way dominance. Kobe’s namesake would be proud.
GAME 2: HISTORY IN THE MAKING
Goon Squad 120 – 70 Quiet Storm
⚡ DISCOUNTTT- WENT SUPERHERO MODE
This isn’t a typo. This isn’t a glitch. discounttt- just put up a performance that broke the matrix. 70 Points!!!!!
A scoring barrage that would make Wilt Chamberlain nod in respect.
📺 Watch the Carnage 🔥
While discounttt- was putting on the greatest individual scoring clinic we’ve ever seen, JT5_Era was quietly putting up 22 assist.
That’s not just facilitation—that’s orchestration. Era was the conductor, and Goon Squad was a symphony.
• One player drops 70 pointsÂ
• Another drops 22 assists
This is insanity. This is basketball artistry. This is why we watch.
đź“Š BY THE NUMBERS
| Stat | Goon Squad | Quiet Storm |
|---|---|---|
| Avg PPG | 116 | 68 |
| Total 3PM (Game 1) | 31 | 12 |
| Total 3PM (Game 2) | 34 | 15 |
| Margin of Victory | +46, +50 | — |
| Historic Games | 2 | 0 |
🔍 WHAT WE LEARNED
GOON SQUAD’S DNA
🏆 NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT
FINALS TIME
Goon Squad vs Walkdown
Two teams. One championship. Everything on the line.
Goon Squad enters as a wagon. They’re firing on all cylinders, and they just broke league records.
This is the stuff of legends.