Game 1: Meatville 78 – Goon Squad 54
In their very first season on 2kcompleague.com, the upstart Meatville crew (AKA Meat Mafia) didn’t just make a statement—they served a full-course beatdown. Behind an otherworldly 60-point barrage from DynastyxTrio (22/39 FG, 13/27 3-pt!), Meatville carved out a 78-54 victory and nearly shattered CaitlinClark’s league record of 63 points—talk about coming out swinging!
- DynastyxTrio: 60 pts, 3 ast, 13/27 (3pt’s)
- SlyTheDropGod: 6 pts, 16 rebs, 5 ast
- ImNeverPassingIt: 1 pt, 14 ast (he lied!)
- Goon Squad’s JT5_Era still danced around with 13 pts and 6 assists, but the squad got throttled on the glass (15 total rebs vs. Meatville’s 24) and his 8 turnovers proved that there was lots of chaos in this game.
Game 2: Meatville 67 – Goon Squad 59
Goon Squad, the league’s seasoned veterans, tried to rally but Meatville had an answer for everything. DynastyxTrio cooked up another 28-point night, ImNeverPassingIt put up 29 points (11/21 FG, 6/13 from deep!) to better represent his gamertag, and Meatville held on for a gritty 67-59 win.
- ImNeverPassingIt: 29 pts, 6 three’s
- DynastyxTrio: 28 pts, 2 ast, 2 stl
- Goon Squad’s IICMPII: 20 pts on perfect 8/8 FG & 4/4 triples—proof that even champs can’t win ’em all.
Almost-Record Alert!
DynastyxTrio’s 60-point explosion came tantalizingly close to CaitlinClark’s 63-point record!
Shout-Out to Goon Squad
Never underestimate Goon Squad’s heart. They’re combat-ready pros, shrug off losses, and will definitely be gunning for revenge soon. Because in 2K land, anyone can lose on any given day—but true champs, like Goon Squad, dust off the sweat, lace ’em up, and keep hunting that next W.
Stay tuned for Week 2—because if Meatville keeps cooking like this, every bar in town will want a seat at the meat rack.